God a wink from a cutie! I wink back and get a message back! Things are moving along nicely. Within the first 2 messages I learn that this man is 29, lives in the basement of his brother’s house, and hopes to get a full time job soon. Oh, and he does Crossfit. Cool. Sike. NEXT.
Saw a profile I really liked. Has a job, went to college, lives outside the loop but I’m looking past that remember? I message this boy. He responds! We seem to have some good banter, but he isn’t asking me out. As much as I love expressing myself through written word, I’d like some in-person communication. Unfortunately I’m leaving for the weekend for a friends 30th birthday. I tell him this and I say I’ll be sure to tell him all about it when I get back. Flash forward 24 hours. We’ve arrived in Nashville for the birthday celebrations. A few margaritas in dating and boys come up. Until this point the only person that knows of my online dating “adventures” (read: as boring as reading the Bible) is my sister. I decided not to tell anyone to avoid the inevidable “OMG whats going on?!?! Who have you made out with?!”. One of the other bday guests says she’s on match and has been talking to Christopher, in fact, they are sleeping together. At this point I think “wow, I wonder how many Christophers are in Columbus, on Match, and actually go by Christopher (a little pretentious if you ask me). So I ask, what is “Christopher’s” last name? She tells me and I proceed to tell her that we have also been talking. OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE?! WE HAVE PICKED THE SAME BOY?? And now she’s sleeping with him which basically means I’m supposed to surrender. I’m a little pissed at this point because he was my only chance right now. Even though I knew we would never work (he doesn’t like OSU?? Ookkkk) I was very discouraged that this is how things were working out. She informed me of his average size ahem, assets, and we both agreed that he was probably not even close to being “the one” for either of us.
No comments:
Post a Comment